10 Things NOT to Do If You’re Trying to Be Funny (But Aren’t)

Humor is an art[- and some of you are finger-painting on the Mona Lisa. If you want to make people laugh without making them cringe, here’s what not to do.

1. Don’t Explain the Joke

   If it needs explaining, it’s already dead.

2. Don’t Use Outdated Memes

   We left 2008 behind for a reason.

3. Don’t Steal Jokes

   If you can’t be original, at least be quiet.

4. Don’t Make “Jokes” That Are Just Insults

   That’s not comedy. That’s you being mean.

5. Don’t Force Punchlines

   Awkward silence isn’t applause.

6. Don’t Use Tragedy for Cheap Laughs

   Know your audience (and basic decency).

7. Don’t Laugh at Your Own Jokes (Too Much)

   f you’re the only one laughing, it’s not working.

8. Don’t Try Too Hard

   Comedy should feel natural, not like a hostage situation.

9. Don’t “Shock” Just for Attention

   Edgy ≠ funny.

10. Don’t Quit Your Day Job Yet

    If all else fails, at least know your limits.

Final Thought

Comedy is about timing, truth, and connection. If you’re bombing, it might be time to put down the mic- or at least rewrite your set.