10 Things NOT to Do in a Job Interview (If You Actually Want the Job)
Job interviews are like first dates- except instead of dinner, you get grilled about your weaknesses, and instead of romance, you’re hoping for health insurance. One wrong move and you’re not just rejected, you’re ghosted by an entire HR department. Here’s your cheat sheet of what not to do when you’re in the hot seat.
Don’t Arrive Unprepared
If you don’t know what the company does, why are you even there? This isn’t an improv audition. Google exists. Use it.
Don’t Dress Inappropriately
No, your “lucky hoodie” isn’t business casual. Dress like you want the job, not like you’re helping a friend move.
Don’t Badmouth Past Employers
“They were the worst company ever.” Cool. Guess what your interviewer just heard? “I’ll talk trash about you, too.”
Don’t Over-Talk (or Under-Talk)
Rambling about your entire life story? Nope. Giving one-word answers? Also, nope. This is an interview, not an interrogation or a podcast.
Don’t Lie
They will find out. And it’ll be awkward. Like… “security escorting you out” awkward.
Don’t Forget to Ask Questions
When they ask, “Do you have any questions?” the correct answer is not “Nah.” Show some curiosity- fake it if you must.
Don’t Skip the Research
Know the role, know the company, maybe even know your interviewer’s dog’s name (okay, maybe not). But seriously, come prepared.
Don’t Ignore Body Language
Slouching, no eye contact, crossed arms… you’re applying for a job, not auditioning to be a bouncer. Sit up, engage, exist like you want to be there.
Don’t Be Overly Casual
Friendly is great. Acting like you’re talking to your college roommate about Fortnite? Not so much.
Don’t Forget to Follow Up
A thank-you email takes five minutes. You’d be shocked how many people don’t send one- and how many jobs they don’t get.
Final Thought
A job interview isn’t an interrogation- it’s a conversation. Show up prepared, stay professional, sprinkle in a little personality, and for the love of LinkedIn, don’t blow it.
