10 Things NOT to Do on a First Date If You Want a Second One

First dates are like live auditions: you’re hoping for applause, not a slow clap and a “we’ll call you.” Mess this up, and you’re not just losing romance- you’re joining the ranks of “never again” stories told over brunch. Here’s your anti-checklist for surviving date night with your dignity (and a shot at date #2) intact.

1. Don’t Show Up Late

   If you can’t respect their time, why would they trust you with their heart? Set an alarm. Set two. Heck, camp outside if you need to.

2. Don’t Over-Share

   First dates aren’t TED Talks about your childhood trauma or your ex’s betrayal. Keep it light. Oversharing is a relationship stage, not a first-date icebreaker.

3. Don’t Be Glued to Your Phone

   If Instagram matters more than the person across from you, you should’ve just dated your phone.

4. Don’t Talk Only About Yourself

   Conversations are like tennis. If you’re just serving, eventually they’ll walk off the court.

5. Don’t Trash Your Ex

   Congrats, you’ve turned a romantic evening into a therapy session. Nobody swiped right for that.

6. Don’t Forget Basic Manners

   Say please. Say thank you. And for the love of all things holy, chew with your mouth closed.

7. Don’t Get Too Drunk

   Tipsy you? Cute. Sloppy, table-dancing you? Less cute.

8. Don’t Make It an Interview

   “What are your five-year goals?” Relax, you’re dating, not hiring.

9. Don’t Ignore the Bill Talk

   You don’t need to fight over it like gladiators, but awkward silence while the check sits there? That’s a vibe killer.

10. Don’t Forget to Have Fun

    This isn’t an audition for “The Most Perfect Partner Ever.” It’s two people seeing if they vibe. Laugh. Loosen up. Enjoy yourself.

Final Thought

First dates don’t have to be flawless. Just be real, be kind, and maybe a little charming. Worst case? You get a story. Best case? You get a second date.